*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

image

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

shouldnt:

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to sayimage

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

spermjackiavelli:

miss-nerdgasmz:

modifiedmermaid:

freemindfreebody:

swift-as-the-coursing-river:

jimcavill:

Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite. 
Fuck this world. 

If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism

whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.

oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world

#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn

I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.

pricklylegs:

l20music:

mygirlsaremollymarylucy:

unconciousslurrs:

oogey:

I have created art

Morgan Treeman

what

I hate the internet lol

I love the internet

pricklylegs:

l20music:

mygirlsaremollymarylucy:

unconciousslurrs:

oogey:

I have created art

Morgan Treeman

what

I hate the internet lol

I love the internet

inappropriiate:

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

I literally did this to my friend the other day

inappropriiate:

mehjerome:

brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

Straight to the point.

I literally did this to my friend the other day

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"